Disgusting

 Just as how the niece would say, “Disgusting!”

Yes unfortunately that’s what you are. 

After all these years instead of being apologetic, you thanked me for making you mature? Hmm which part if you could enlighten me? Prolly the processes merely. But other than that, you are 100% the same as some 17-20 years ago. Exactly the same, sadly for you. 

And guess what? I’m fattening, hair’s thinning but I’m grateful and thankful and blessed.

I thought we could just be all grown up about it but no.

My face exactly.